Monday, October 20, 2008
Booking Your Bunny
Employment
*** NOW hiring for all of Northern Colorado, Southern Wyoming, Denver, Boulder, Longmont, and Colorado Springs ***
Services
Cleaning Includes: Dusting of mini blinds & base boards.
Regular Rooms: Basic pick up & straightening, dusting, and vacuum.
Bedroom: Basic pick up & straightening, dusting, vacuum, and replace linens.
Kitchen: Wipe down & disinfect counters & sink, wipe down & disinfect outside refrigerator, wipe down & disinfect stove top & front, wipe down & disinfect dishwasher, wipe down & disinfect outside microwave, dust cabinet doors, sweep & mop floor (time permitting).
Bathroom: Wipe down & disinfect counters & sink, wipe down & disinfect bath tub & shower, wipe down & disinfect toilet, clean mirrors, sweep & mop floor (time permitting).
Dust Bunnies cleaning has daytime, evening, weekend, weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, or just whenever appointments available to accommodate almost any one's schedule.
Rates
bunny suit (top, bottom, ears, & tail) $100
topless bunny (bottom, ears, & tail) $150
nude bunny (ears) $200
Rules
The relationship between the bunny and the client will be mutually respectful. There will not be any harassment, foul language, or obscene behavior in the time that the bunny is on the premises.
If at any time, for any reason, the bunny becomes uncomfortable with the situation, they are to leave immediately and contact the office, where the matter will be dealt with further. If it is determined that the clients behavior was inappropriate, no refund will be given.
At no time will there be any physical contact between the bunny and the client. The bunny is there only to clean, and the client is invited to watch, but not touch!
The number of people allowed to be in the home at the time of cleaning is one. This is for the safety of the bunny.
The client is to schedule a specific amount of time for cleaning. The bunnies are to notify the office of both their arrival and departure, this ensures us of the bunnies safety and your satisfaction. The client may request additional time during the scheduled cleaning, if - and only if - the bunny has adequate time in their schedule and it is approved by the office before the scheduled end of the session. Extra time will be billed for immediately.
There will be no minors under the age of 18 on the premises at the time of cleaning.
There will be no offers of "side jobs" to the bunny during the time of your cleaning. The only money that may be exchanged between the client and the bunny will be a cash for the cleaning service. We do not promote, and will not accept responsibility for, payment for services other than cleaning.
Dust Bunnies cleaning is a company that offers a professional house cleaning service, and the bunnies have been trained in their duties. The bunnies will not however, be expected to deal with excessive dirt and grime. They will not be in proper attire for heavy duty cleaning. The bunnies do have the right to refuse service at their own discretion. Your bunny will be happy to clean your kitchen and bath hard surface flooring by hand.
FAQ'S
A. ABSOLUTELY NOT! Dust Bunnies is a professional, full service cleaning company only. No touching will be permitted.
Q. How will my bunny arrive at my home?
A. Your dust bunny will arrive discreetly covered in casual attire, and change quickly into preferred attire.
Q. Can I photograph/videotape my bunny while they clean my home?
A. ABSOLUTELY NOT! The bunny is there to clean your home, they love to be watched, but their privacy should be respected as well.
Q. How do I pay for the service?
A. At this time we are only accepting CASH payments. Payment will be made to the bunny before any work begins. Credit cards will be accepted in the near future. Please, no personal checks.
Q. Will the bunnies really clean my home, or is this more of a novelty?
A. Yes, the bunnies will really clean your home. Dust Bunnies is a professional home cleaning service.